The British Government have been told that it is against Human Rights legislation to hold an innocent persons DNA on record for life, so now they have decided that if you are innocent of a serious crime they will hold it for 12 years, if however the crime you are innocent of is less serious they will only hold it for 6 years... I'm really worried, I am innocent of the assassination of John F Kennedy does this mean they will come knocking for a sample of my DNA... how do I prove that the crimes I haven't done are of the less serious variety? I mean I am innocent of mugging and car theft too, will they take these previous non-offences into consideration? Or will the fact I have not committed genocide and ethnic cleansing trump these lesser non-crimes? I wonder do all the crimes I haven't done add up and mean they can hold my sample ad infinitum? I'm confused... perhaps I should stand for Parliament?